Is there anybody out there?

Well, so I’ve finally gotten around to putting up a blog. I’ve been threatening to do this for the past two years now. I have no idea how often I’ll be updating it, but I’ll try at least once a week.

Here we go!

Slop

Single?

Know your roots

Terrible phrases about cats

Cat: The other white meat.
Cats almost always blink when hit with a hammer.
Cats are terrible swimmers with weights on their collars.
Cats: The ultimate hollow point target.
A cat will always chase its tail when it’s stapled to its nose.
Dried cats make good firewood.
Cats: Not just for breakfast anymore.